I have learned over the years the truth that boys do, in fact, make weapons out of anything.
Electrical conduit? Perfect sword.
A burnt marshmallow on a roasting stick? A dagger with hot coals. Of course.
Wait! What does this sweet-looking boy have here....a nice lego set! Is that a king and queen? And people dancing? Um, NO. That would be the scene of an ancient Aztec ballgame ritual in which the winners are ceremonially sacrificed to the gods by having their hearts ripped from their chests.
That's all I have to say about that.